FANS ARE HALF THE FUN
by Harold Adams
Most mystery writers
with well over a dozen books published probably have more readers
than I do, but from comments made by some of my cohorts in this
racket, mine are evidently special. On top of that, I would like
to stake my claim for the broadest age range; from 12 to 101.
You may note I say readers, rather than fans. This is because
my centenarian can't be classifed as a genuine fan--she was my
mother's best friend and has read only one of my books, but I'll
get to her later.
What started me thinking about this subject was a letter forwarded
by a publisher some years back. This twelve year boy wanted to
reach the author of the Carl Wilcox mysteries. He stated at the
outset that the publishers probably didn't think a boy under
eighteen should be reading my work, but he had and liked it a
lot. It seems his mother had passed it on after reading it (he
claims she hates to read but read all of this one--she was in
the late stages of pregnancy and was evidently desperate for
distractions). The boy conceded the book had a lot of cuss words
but they didn't bother him.
Naturally eager to contribute to the delinquency of a minor,
I answered the forwarded letter and shipped him another book--one
with a smidgeon less sex but no particular reduction in cuss
words.
We were regular correspondents for several years. When I didn't
answer his second letter soon enough he wrote to ask if something
was wrong.
This was remarkably reminiscent of my 101 year old reader,
but as I said, I'll get back to her later.
I met another fan through an old friend I'd known in my other
life (as a charitable agency exec) who invited me out to visit
the retirement home he lived in and meet a woman who came from
Clark, South Dakota, the setting of several of my mysteries.
She was a charming 83 year old who'd once been named teacher
of the year in Minnesota and had taught all her life. We talked
of people from the Clark area and she had a remarkably sharp
memory and clear impressions of characters in that small town.
Like the 12 year old, she expressed minor concern over the language
in my books, but her major complaint was that the print was too
small.
So I sent her a large print edition put out by my English
publisher and she telephoned to let me know how pleased she was.
A friend who runs a hardward store in Clark, telephoned me
to say that in appreciation for my putting his town in the mysteries
map, he wanted to offer me a tract of land that was part of the
property where the old Adams Hotel stood before it burned down
after my grandfather sold it. In eight of my books this was the
Wilcox Hotel owned by my hero Carl's parents, where he lived
occasionally, worked rarely, and on more than one occasion, solved
murders.
The friend explained that my only obligation would be to pay
the annual property tax, which was approximately $1.58 and would
not be due until the following year. Naturally I was honored
by the thought but was a little surprised by the low tax rate.
He said that was because the space was only five feet by five
feet.
"You couldn bury a man in that!" I complained.
"You could if you stood him up," he assured me.
So I'm a landowner in Clark and have the deed to prove it.
Another friend from the same town told me I'd be lucky if I didn't
get billed when the town decided to trim the weeds on my property.
It's been twenty years and I've had no such billing yet.
I have considered erecting a public toilet on the site, with
perhaps a nickel meter. It's near the main street in town and
might be handy on any special event day. I thought of setting
up a one-author bookstand for celebration days but gave that
up when I discovered the property was not handy to the sidewalk.
At the Bouchercon held in Minneapolis a few years back, a
woman approached me at the autographing table and handed me a
plastic bag.
Inside was a shadowbox creation of the den where she imagined
I wrote my novels. It held, in marvelous miniature, a desk with
typewriter, telephone, a foaming stein of beer, a newspaper and
a reference book. There were tiny, full-color posters on the
walls featuring covers from four of my published mysteries and
minature volumes of my other books scattered about the floor
and stacked on a filing cabinet near the desk. There was a miniscule
camera, a dart board on the wall, a dog on the floor and so on.
A few years ago a California reader wrote a brief, very perceptive
letter expressing his reactions to my work. I responded and we've
exchanged dozens of letters since then and he's written critiques
of three of my unpublished books. His judgement is, to me, easily
as intelligent as any editor I've had, and his criticisms and
suggestion have caused me to rewrite at length. He has never
worked as writer, published an article or a review He has written
a novel, which I critiqued, but so far has not come around to
rewriting it or submitting to any publisher as far as I know.
Evidently he is not as impressed by my critical or editing talents
as I am by his.
Fans living in Clark, South Dakota (called Corden in the Wilcox
series) persuaded the Clark County Historical Society to make
me an honorary citizen and at a ceremony there in July, 1990,
they presented me a truly handsome plaque inscribed: "FOR
PORTRAYAL OF PRAIRIE PERFIDY IN POPULAR PRINT, HONORARY CITIZEN
OF CLARK, S.D. -- HAROLD ADAMS -- MYSTERY WRITER, WHO PROVED
AGAIN THAT CRIME--LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE DURING THE DAKOTA DUST-BOWL
DEPRESSION, DID NOT PAY."
Another reader sends me self-addressed post cards with a choice
of blanks to check. I can indicate I'd be delighted, no, try
me another time, or don't bother me. When I agree to sign the
books, they arrive packaged like works of art with accompanying
notes.
Another person makes it even simpler--he sends blank stickers
for me to sign and return for insertion in his books.
Regarding the 101 year old friend.
Our mail exchange began when she wrote to me concerning the
failure of my mother to answer her letters. I explained that
mother wasn't up to it and subsequently found myself her correspondent,
even after mother died. When I failed to respond within two weeks,
she sent me self-addressed, stamped envelopes asking if I were
alright? So I have promptly responded ever since. Ten years ago,
when I told her I had a book published, she was eager to read
it and I sent a copy, saying I hoped she would enjoy it and be
tolerant.
Her next two letters made no reference to the book so I finally
wrote noting this and saying I hoped she hadn't been offended
by anything in it. Her response, coming on schedule, was two
pages long and made no reference to the book until the final
paragraph. There she said, yes, she was sorry, but the book had
offended her and she hoped that if I ever wrote another it would
not have that awful language and such terrible happenings.
I wrote a rather long response, trying to explain that my
three year's experience in the army had made me relatively immune
to shock by profanity, and that my general awareness of the world
made me feel awful things were a great part of our lives. Within
a week her response came, saying in effect, you poor boy--I had
no idea what you had been through and I can understand how you
did this but in the future please don't send me any more of your
novels.
So our correspondence went on with the understanding that
she would not ask for and I would not send any more books.